Chrismo's Dog House and Beer Garden

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Undermined a tiny little bit of the drug trade in the area, a few importantish people ended up in jail, and I lost some popularity for some inexplicable reason.
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*throws a drink in Tufty's direction and goes back to plotting*

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*slumps on stool* your best wake up juice Bartender.... Almost 2,000 miles in 12 days. I AM KAPUT!
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*sips dr pepper whilst muttering quietly*

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Have one on me ladies and gentlemen, it's my birthday.
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Starting to think my 'if I stick to wine, it'll fine okay tomorrow' plan last night was not a good idea. Can someone go to work for me?
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Enters nervously for first time. Keep thinking of the Cantina in Mos Eisley. Some strange characters here.
I get a beer from a friendly bartender and sit quietly in corner.
Oh God, is that a bounty hunter looking at me?

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I've just woken up from a very strange dream that involved a haunted house, cleaning dishing and making dinner with Stuart Broad. Someone please give me something to drink, I'm so confused!
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Alcohol won't un-confuse, and neither will this place :P

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P-F1 Mod wrote:Alcohol won't un-confuse, and neither will this place :P


I was going to say how about drinking till I can't think but I've tried that tonight and just ended up in a terrible mess. Dammit brain! *shakes fist angrily*
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*Takes a seat in the surprisingly empty bar*

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We don't do buckets but after much hunting in the cellar I've found a barrel of it. Will that do?
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But of course... So long as I get my crazy straw ;)

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There ya go sir.

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He asked for scotch, not vimto!
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Well that's the barrel of scotch & the pint of vimto. Same time next week lads, I'll just be leaving gracefully now...
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Black_Flag_11 wrote:Well that's the barrel of scotch & the pint of vimto. Same time next week lads, I'll just be leaving gracefully now...
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I think I need a drink after reading this.

http://eurosport.com/formula-1/schumacher-out-of-intensive-care_sto4285938/story.shtm

I do hope it's only rumours, but it's not looking good :/
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*sits in garden with nerf guns awaiting revenge attack by SDLRob* I've already caused the first great nerf war of Future, I can cause one here too!

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There will be no NERF gun fights in Chrismo Gardens.

I spent 3 hours last night trimming that rose bush.

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N. Rosberg got married today! Drinks all around, and congratulations to the happy couple!
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Wow, this place looks nice! Why is it not shaped like a dog?
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People complained the front door stank and the back door... well, let's not go there.

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P-F1 Mod wrote:People complained the front door stank and the back door... well, let's not go there.


:lol: Wimps! There was a time when dog houses stank, when people knew the risks and were brave enough to go inside!! Nobody complained! They just got on with it! Everything has become so sterile and boring! Bring back the V12!!!

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The state this forum's in it might generate a pekinese instead but if it doesn't I'll join you.

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I was supposed to be heading to London this weekend with my boyfriend to have scary introductions to his closest friends. Unfortunately he had an accident at work and will be in a burns ward for the next week at least. I was planning on staying up tonight because I've been so interested in the Scottish referendum for years but after how terribly I slept last night and how much time I'll be spending at hospital the next week a 6am alarm will have to make do. That boy picks the worst bloody time! I guess I could go for something fairly strong when this is all over. And a hug.
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SnakeSVT2003 wrote:
P-F1 Mod wrote:People complained the front door stank and the back door... well, let's not go there.


:lol: Wimps! There was a time when dog houses stank, when people knew the risks and were brave enough to go inside!! Nobody complained! They just got on with it! Everything has become so sterile and boring! Bring back the V12!!!

Is it too late to ask for a drink?


I walked in through the back door and slid in some poo.
Same happened to a guy coming in behind me, he fell and hurt himself.

I go over to him thinking to sympathize, laugh and say I just did that, (pointing to the poo) and he rubbed my nose in it.

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I just noticed that today I celebrate 11 years on this forum. Drinks are on me!
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*Falls over bar*

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*grabs largest glass of cherry cola possible and drinks* :D

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Didn't really know where to ask this, so I thought where better than at the pub!
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I'd set up a thread outside the door, see what happens. This place has gone the way of many pubs in recent years, it seems. Even Tufty was lost somewhere in the last beer delivery.

Some say his ghost still haunts the old Dog House, but nobody goes in there any more and I can't be bothered to check it out.

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When the hell did girls in pubs get so attractive and so much younger than me?!!!!!! I hate this being single and browsing the market palaver!
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P-F1 Mod wrote:I'd set up a thread outside the door, see what happens. This place has gone the way of many pubs in recent years, it seems. Even Tufty was lost somewhere in the last beer delivery.

Some say his ghost still haunts the old Dog House, but nobody goes in there any more and I can't be bothered to check it out.

I heard his beard got stuck in the little cardboard thing the pork scratchings are attached too.

My SO has "wisely" decided that we should go to a fancier hotel in London and see Phantom of the Opera instead... so I'm gonna sit here and drink all of my internet pints.
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*Walks in. Notices not many people around. Picks up P-F1 Mod *Shifty Eyes*. Leaves*
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Pikachu.
2 dog type bear things
A skeleton face
A gaggle of old women (they were young-ish ladies dressed up like old dears).


The list is, of course, things I saw people dressed as on my way to work this morning. I do like the fact we all seem to be allowed to be a little silly on Halloween. Maybe it was always this way, but it seems like it's come back a lot more in the last few years.

I have a scary mask and scary slides for my presentation to my boss later (these are relatively informal in case you hadn't guessed).

Edit: A witch, Uncle Sam, a skeleton man, a guy with a V mask thing and I bumped into 2 Batmans in the local convenience store. Also a guy at my meeting this afternoon was wearing "Wednesday" socks. Not sure if he had come as guy who thinks it is Wednesday...

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specdecible wrote:*Walks in. Notices not many people around. Picks up P-F1 Mod *Shifty Eyes*. Leaves*

*Wakes up*

Wha... Where am I?

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I propose a revolution.
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Try it. I dare you.

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*Walks in. Notices rivalry between P-F1 Mod and Tufty. Places 2 dueling pistols on the table. *Shifty Eyes*. Leaves.*
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