Chrismo's Dog House and Beer Garden

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:00 pm

Why not?!

Raquello · Post by **Raquello** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:30 pm

Wine please..and lots of it!

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 pm

As you wish my darlin, everything ok?

Raquello · Post by **Raquello** » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:08 pm

Can't complain too much just feeling a bit down

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:27 am

Race2win · Post by **Race2win** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:23 am

HUZZAH!!!! Just closed a deal last night to start my 2nd Coffee Shop. Lets P-A-R-T-Y. Hit the music and keep the drinks flowing for all...

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:43 am

Nicely done, congratulations!!

Fiki · Post by **Fiki** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:03 pm

I'm at home with the flu. I suppose that excuses any nonsense I post in on-topic, or does it?

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:57 pm

We never needed an excuse before...

Fiki · Post by **Fiki** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:42 pm

Good point.

Toby. · Post by **Toby.** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 12:50 pm

After I've finished reading my 7th-consecutive biography on a Formula One driver I'm wondering whether or not to read For Whom The Bell Tolls or Dostoyevsky's Demons. Any suggestions as to which I should take?

Fiki · Post by **Fiki** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:05 pm

My hat is off to you! Which driver have you read 7 biographies on?

Actually, you remind me I have a Senna one waiting for me. Too much Battle of Britain stuff on my mind, I'm afraid.

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:41 pm

Gah. New router was installed last night. It still has the occasional hiccup but nothing like the old one had. Unfortunately that's made room for my poor laptop to show her age and refuse to hold two browsers and my Twitter client open for any real length of time. She's also blue-screening a lot more than before, which shows categorically that she's rather long since past her best. Sadly that means I need to wait until Easter for a [hopefully] internet-capable laptop [my newer, faster one for some reason is incapable of communicating with TalkTalk routers...] which my uncle is providing as a surprise, if late, Christmas present. In the meantime, therefore, I need a coping mechanism for the stress of computer problems. Not to mention the vacuum cleaner that elected to explode this morning.

Are there any crates of metnal vokdae left over from Ronda's legendary NYE rampage?

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:01 am

Massive sugar rush painted nails giggles walk home with HEPL sign police sober unimpressed bed night xXx

Toby. · Post by **Toby.** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 3:31 pm

Something tells me Tufty was soothing a hangover this morning..

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:21 pm

Haha that last post was a week ago! It was a good night and there was no alcohol so no hangover :wink:

Hong Kong Phooey · Post by **Hong Kong Phooey** » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:04 pm

Just dropping by, its been a long time watched the race and decided to pop in and raise my glass to you all

A toast to a great start to a New Season and to the memory of Chrismo

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:34 pm

I'll drink to that!

Fiki · Post by **Fiki** » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:37 pm

I'll join the two of you! To Chris!

mac_d · Post by **mac_d** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:03 pm

I might as well leave. My boss has *inaudible* off for the weekend and I am absolutely mentally checked out at this point. Seriously, I've just been reading about disasters on Wikipedia. I have something on in the lab to run, but I've basically just given up for Easter.

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:15 pm

Here, have a JD. That fixes all things.

Race2win · Post by **Race2win** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:58 pm

I dont have a reason to drink today..... So I'll drink to that...

Race2win · Post by **Race2win** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:00 pm

I dont have a reason to drink today..... So I'll drink to that...

moby · Post by **moby** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:25 pm

Better make it a double then R2W, like your post

MrMuttley · Post by **MrMuttley** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:36 am

My new medication doesnt mix with alcohol. I hope the coffee around here is good.

Rachie_D · Post by **Rachie_D** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:25 pm

Can't move my head to the right so I'm assuming last night went well. Could do with a pick me up now though. Do you serve food here? Nothing works like a steak pie.

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:49 pm

Coming right up

mac_d · Post by **mac_d** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:24 pm

I think I'm goign to have to go to the pub and get a nice single malt or something to relax me.

I was told to process and order for 3 sets 500 items today, and as it turns out the people approving it only saw part of the itemised quote and so thought the value was about half that of the actual amount. The company has now gone to print on them. I really better not have to pay the £700 extra here. I've now had to cancel the items (accepting someone will have to pay for cancellation).

The worst thing is that this is a small company I was ordering from and they had been very, very good to us to get items processed quick and allow us to submit artwork for them much later than would normally be acceptable. It probably looks to them like I'm just a total scumbag jerking them around. Seriously, next time they ask me to organise an event I'll tell them where to go, the last few days have been remarkably stressful and I'm really not happy about it.

Edit: Now being asked to just get part of the order? Are these people kidding me? I've told them to contact the company themselves as they are probably pretty tiddled off at me by this point.

Edit Again: Seriously. Seri-fucking-ously. I'm about to have a all hail the mods breakdown.

Edit: Nope, cancelled again. What a fairy cakes managed affair.

SDLRob · Post by **SDLRob** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:56 pm

*cracks open the simple Malt and pours out two tumblers*

How about this.... In 48 hours I am homeless. Council housing has been holy annoying as there has been numerous houses that I have enough points for and would cater for my disabilities.... But as they are 60+ housing.... I'm not applicable...

I've pushed the issue today after seeing some 60+ places in the latest edition of the housing list..... But the woman overseeing my application has gone home for the day...

*Pours out another glass*

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:25 pm

Wow... Mac, lead a people's revolt. Rob, join said revolt and sleep in the office or something.

And have the bottle.

SDLRob · Post by **SDLRob** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:21 pm

*grabs bottle*

I refuse to be a battering ram...

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:37 pm

I may have slightly a little teensy bit upset the EDL. One of their number just dropped me this beautifully worded message on Facebook:

"yur an enamy of this cuntry if yu think paki cunts deserve to rape n tortor are kida n i wil silens yu moo-pickle"

I don't even know what comment that was in response to. Especially as I only engage the EDL on Twitter.

AngusWolfe · Post by **AngusWolfe** » Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:58 pm

Tufty wrote:I may have slightly a little teensy bit upset the EDL. One of their number just dropped me this beautifully worded message on Facebook:

"yur an enamy of this cuntry if yu think paki cunts deserve to rape n tortor are kida n i wil silens yu *naughty word*"

I don't even know what comment that was in response to. Especially as I only engage the EDL on Twitter.

I'm quite intrigued to know what the naughty word is if you had no problem publishing "cunts"...

Nonetheless I've had similar messages, mostly from people thinking I'm black or gay just because i beleive in equality. I often find it best to laugh them off

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Sat Jun 29, 2013 7:38 pm

Oh, sorry I copied from another forum. It allowed the plural but not the singular :/

SnakeSVT2003 · Post by **SnakeSVT2003** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:16 pm

Tufty wrote:I may have slightly a little teensy bit upset the EDL. One of their number just dropped me this beautifully worded message on Facebook:

"yur an enamy of this cuntry if yu think paki cunts deserve to rape n tortor are kida n i wil silens yu moo-pickle"

I don't even know what comment that was in response to. Especially as I only engage the EDL on Twitter.

Um.......holy crap. :lol:

mac_d · Post by **mac_d** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:09 am

Do we do painkillers here (given it is all imaginary, we probably do!).

Just decked it over my ankle and it is hurting like chocolate fudge cake right now. Was using a trolley to move some equipment and crushed my hand in the lift between the moving trolley and the wall. Fingers swelling up a bit. Hips are bruised on the outside from sleeping in a tent this weekend so was waking up every time I rolled over in my sleep last night. Liver still grumbling from drinking a fair bit this weekend too.

Basically, after my holiday away, I feel like I could do with a few days off to recuperate.

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:01 pm

We have alcohol... That do you?

mac_d · Post by **mac_d** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:50 pm

Nah, got too much to do. Ankle still very sore. Hope it's just superficial and shortlasting.

On the plus side, I'm writing a wee program for some work I'm doing. I laughed quite a lot when I had to right "Fill Ratio" because it sounds like fellatio. Simple things!

Tufty · Post by **Tufty** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:02 am

Oh dear. And that's the mentality WITHOUT alcohol? What are you like when you see a pair of tits after a beer?

Rachie_D · Post by **Rachie_D** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:20 pm

I wish alcohol didn't make me so sleepy