Re: Rare, Funny & Interesting F1 Pictures
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2021 8:19 am
What a funny topic
I'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
Made me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
Al good mate. I knew where you were coming from but I do think us tow balls have become much more welcomed & accepted in general society these days than was the case 40-50 yrs ago.Siao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:14 amMade me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
I guess what I meant to say is that not everybody can pull a Dwayne Johnson look, some people look more like Danny DeVito! For some people hair is a big issue.
Anyway, I just meant that I wasn't making fun of Vettel, not that the messages before mine were addressed to me specifically.
No - wasn't aimed at you - and some of the comments were in a different thread too. Should have posted it there!Siao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:14 amMade me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
I guess what I meant to say is that not everybody can pull a Dwayne Johnson look, some people look more like Danny DeVito! For some people hair is a big issue.
Anyway, I just meant that I wasn't making fun of Vettel, not that the messages before mine were addressed to me specifically.
I'm more like Vettel but I just shave the rest off. How I wish I too were a roll on deodorant -type of bald. I'd pay money to not have any hair growing on my head to save me the trouble of shaving. That said, even now it's much less hassle (and cost!) compared to when I did have evenly distributed hair growth.Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
Would you settle for a Vin Diesel?Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:46 amAl good mate. I knew where you were coming from but I do think us tow balls have become much more welcomed & accepted in general society these days than was the case 40-50 yrs ago.Siao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:14 amMade me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
I guess what I meant to say is that not everybody can pull a Dwayne Johnson look, some people look more like Danny DeVito! For some people hair is a big issue.
Anyway, I just meant that I wasn't making fun of Vettel, not that the messages before mine were addressed to me specifically.
Sadly though personally, as much as I like to kid myself it's the opposite, I am much, much closer to Danny than Dwayne believe me.
I got that, yeah. In fairness, it is all jesting, although it can go too far sometimesHerb wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:05 amNo - wasn't aimed at you - and some of the comments were in a different thread too. Should have posted it there!Siao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:14 amMade me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
I guess what I meant to say is that not everybody can pull a Dwayne Johnson look, some people look more like Danny DeVito! For some people hair is a big issue.
Anyway, I just meant that I wasn't making fun of Vettel, not that the messages before mine were addressed to me specifically.
HAH!
Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'd settle for even the most remote resemblance of any of them outside of my non - existent hair line but what i'd settle for & what is reality are two very very different thingsSiao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:59 amWould you settle for a Vin Diesel?Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:46 amAl good mate. I knew where you were coming from but I do think us tow balls have become much more welcomed & accepted in general society these days than was the case 40-50 yrs ago.Siao7 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:14 amMade me laugh mate!Jezza13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 10:05 amI'm not sure it's such a big deal these days though is it?
I'm a nude nut, a chrome dome, a cue ball. I look like the top of a bottle of roll on deodorant. I'm bald. Not Vettel bald, or Colonel Klink bald. I'm Lord Voldermort bald. If you were to gaze too long at my head at the wrong angle on a sunny day, you could suffer permanent eye damage, & personally i'd not have hair again for quid's. It's just so much easier.
Vetel doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'd really car about that stuff. I mean, it's not like he couldn't have afforded to duck down to his local Ashley & Martin outlet & take advantage of their " Strand by Strand" technology in the off season similar to the unfounded & scurrilous rumours surrounding the rapid hairline regeneration of another current F1 star.
I guess what I meant to say is that not everybody can pull a Dwayne Johnson look, some people look more like Danny DeVito! For some people hair is a big issue.
Anyway, I just meant that I wasn't making fun of Vettel, not that the messages before mine were addressed to me specifically.
Sadly though personally, as much as I like to kid myself it's the opposite, I am much, much closer to Danny than Dwayne believe me.
I think that's the reverse gear.UnlikeUday wrote: ↑Wed Feb 03, 2021 9:04 amFerrari's F1 car from the Flintstone's age.......
Source - Imgur