I was sat on the edge of my bed last night, pulling off my boxers when the wife said, "please don't do that to the dogs."

I found my first grey pube today. Normally that kind of thing wouldn't bother me, but it was in a Ginsters pasty.

was walking through the cemetery the other day and saw 6 blokes carrying a coffin. An hour later, saw the same guys wandering around with the same coffin. I thought to myself - "They've lost the plot"

The 107% rule cut off in Interlagos last year was a 1:18.410. The fastest race lap by Michael Schumacher in 1995, in the WDC/WCC winning Benetton was a 1:20.921. The 1996 pole position winning lap time by Damon Hill in the WDC/WCC winning Williams was a 1:18.111. So the 1995 cars wouldn't even make...

I voted third, although we saw how far Mclaren were off the pace last season in testing so I'm not shouting too loud in any direction. Alonso will continue to put the car above its stature and get podiums, probably the odd win. Massa will continue to disappoint and fall foul of the 2 Mercs and Raikk...

thehabsonice wrote:I hope they do terribly ALonso does NOT deserve a good car. We will see his as***** behavior come out when his car isn't competitive and he'll try to ruin his team mate.

I doubt it. That boat sailed a loooooong time ago.

Not so keen on the new XKRS either. Looks a bit like Harry Redknapp.

1997 Williams
1998 Mclaren
2004 Ferrari
2008 Ferrari/Mclaren

These were all by far the best cars on the grid at the time, but failed to win WCC the following season. There is always hope.

My mum just told me Davy Jones has died, I thought she was joking at first.

But then I saw her face,
Now I'm a bereaver

Too soon?

Sorry guys, I couldn't find a hammer. Will this do?

I think I must be the only one who likes the newer XKR shape. The old one looked more like the XK8, which I can't say I'm a big fan of, looks wise. The newer XKR is my more realistic car ambition, second hand unfortunately my first name isn't 'Sheikh'. Hopefully one day I can get a second hand DB9 t...

hittheapex wrote:Stinger!-Each driver can deploy one stinger during the race, measuring 2x2x2x2ft, in an attempt to puncture their rivals tyres.

Would make the fight for pole very desperate!

2ft wide
2ft long
2ft high?
2ft in time?

Does Sean Connery like herbs?

Yes. But only partially.

Buttery Biscuit Racing
Jenson Button
Sebastian Vettel
Kevin Korjus (reserve)
Volvo
Green and black, with white trim

rife_hypocricy wrote:

I had to stare at this one for over an hour before I noticed Mark Webber.

Hamilton made ALOT of mistakes in 2007/2008 and still does. Which means he hasnt learnt to drive yet still. He should have started off in team similar to Sauber (2001), Minardi (2001) or Jordan (1992). He would have learned there how to drive, instead of for example hitting the car infront on pit l...

Here's irony for you:

http://amish.net/

To be honnest it's a bit like saying; 'Chlamydia > Syphilis'