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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.

Both are equally terrifying.

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Tight jeans and knee high boots. What's not to like ?? :lol: Seriously though I think she did well. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: Knew them boots an jeans would get a reaction. I met her in the flesh few years ago and she's got some serious shape! Well, not literally in the flesh...she ...

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So, the Cuban missile crisis of 1962. President John F. Kennedy and Premier Nikita Khrushchev's tit for tat. Are we anywhere the scale of that yet?

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Does anyone else think that's this was Mercs way of sticking it to McLaren?

It's as if Merc were saying: Look...we got your former driver on the podium first before his replacement has"

Just my opinion..

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I think a fair time to judge her will be on and after live coverages.

FWIW I think she's cool. Buy mid season I feel most will warm to her.

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^^^ Yes, sex sells, but how she manages to drive and get pole in them shoes is anyone's guess..

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On the 6.30 news this evening they said that the Meteorite exploded 30 miles above the earth's surface. But can't be right

That would make the explosion to have been 158,400 ft high.

Surely they must have meant 30,000 ft above the earth's surface?

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I feel for the family.

The loss of a family member is never easy to deal with.

R.I.P

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Have you heard? Now traces of zebra have been found in Tesco barcodes.

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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.

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A bloke wakes from an operation to find a doctor standing over him. Doctor: Morning. I've some good news and some bad news for you Mr Jones.. Really? Doctor: Yes, you see, I'm afraid we cut both your feet off by mistake. OH fairy cakes! Well, what's the good news then? Doctor: The bloke in the next ...

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A pregnant woman sustains head injuries in an accident and is knocked into a coma. 6 months later she wakes up in hospital and the doctor tells her, "good news, whilst you were in a coma we delivered 2 healthy babies via c-section. You've got twins. Since you were in a coma, your brother chose the ...

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WOW! I've won another award. One to add to the: 'Most chocolate fudge cake Ups Of The Month' award I got at work last November

Thanks anyways guys

My vote would have gone to Banana Man though. He kills me every time with his jokes.

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She fuc*ing hates me..... she really fuc*ing hates me I tell ya!!

She sat up all night watching the Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds.

Next morning I woke up windows open and I'm covered in breadcrumbs.

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Hey, my boy made me laugh the other day.. He said to me in a loud voice: "Dad...WHAT'S A CU*T?" I said, "keep your fuc*ing voice down now" "WHAT'S A CU*T DAD"? "I give you such a slapping in a minute", I told him. "COME HERE!" I took him upstairs where his mom was having a lie down......pulled the d...

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My dad had the right idea.

He told me: sha*g em' on the end of a cliff; that way you know they're pushing back!

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I wish I could speak Japanese.

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Thanks to all who have contributed to this thread...

I'm having right old laugh at some great jokes. Well done, keep em' coming

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation ... xbZgB5UNO8

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He doesn't wear a cap? My appreciation for the guy just went up a notch. Caps like that are for children. Grown men can go without. He is a SCOT. they dont wear girlie things like that there. They walk about in the snow with tee shirts on. When it gets to 20 below they some times put their hands in...

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He can say whatever he wants...it's his cake!

His depan way of commenting on all things are all trademark Bernie.

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He doesn't wear a cap? My appreciation for the guy just went up a notch. Caps like that are for children. Grown men can go without. He is a SCOT. they dont wear girlie things like that there. They walk about in the snow with tee shirts on. When it gets to 20 below they some times put their hands in...

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Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat right in front of them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady can't reach that far. (reference http://www.jokes.com/) Two old ladys having a chat on a s...

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Lol. A top quality sitcom for sure. All fantastic characters but my fav moments in the show are when Howard is home with his mom and she's always shouting something embarassing at him from another room in house. And just like the never seen Maris, Niles' wife in Frasier, we all have an image of what...

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy area. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "...

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand

and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat that last donut.

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Banana Man wrote:
moose22 wrote:^^^ was gonna post that joke on Sunday when a mate sent me the tex but thought it was to near the knuckle.

I Guess it isn't
I mliked a cow whilst blindfolded. Any subtext is purely inferred by the reader.

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That cars gear changes are brutal. And he stil had 6th gear the play with

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^^^ was gonna post that joke on Sunday when a mate sent me the tex but thought it was to near the knuckle.

I Guess it isn't

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It's been reported that Snow white has been excluded from all future Disney productions.

She was found naked sitting on Pinocchio's face Shouting

LIE YA lovely individual, LIE!!

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Well back when I first registered in 2006 I had the user name chinky1 which I thought was 8) But after a few months the previous mods suspended my account after they sent me this email: Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2007 To chinky1:Your username is considered inappropriate by Planet F1 as it can be construed by...

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They obviously are not the same so that makes you ignorant of the facts then doesn't it? And to add; there are different genres of 'Rap' but to the sub-conscious mind they see all Rap artists as 'Gangsta'. R'n'b chart http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/rnbsingles Nicki Minge. she raps doesn't she? F...

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except he said he would like to do something eventually in the future, of course you have read that as him already working on one.. ..i do have a couple of free styles,am not the greatest rapper but it's something i like to do when am bored,does that mean i want to be a gangsta rapper too? if i go ...

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I've suggested this before but here it is again - Can you do something about link-clicking? There's an option (like most forums) when you click a link it opens a new tab Can I second this? If the techies can read this - PLEASE help! I've lost count of the number of times I've watched a youtube link...

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I guess this sort of confirms why Lewis has been so miserable when on pole / winning recently. He signed the deal and then the McLaren upgrades made him regret it. This also means EJ was right, again! haha Yeah like the dodgy gearbox that they new was gonna fail? Oh come on, lets not pick at every ...

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Who knows? People are too quick to insult a team that has given Lewis 14 years and a race winning car in every year but one since he's been in F1. Lewis is the one that has created this whole miserable situation by trying to be Kimi and not pulling it off because he doesn't have the charm to. Fact ...

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I guess this sort of confirms why Lewis has been so miserable when on pole / winning recently. He signed the deal and then the McLaren upgrades made him regret it. This also means EJ was right, again! haha Yeah like the dodgy gearbox that they new was gonna fail? Oh come on, lets not pick at every ...

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Nicole made him do it.

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ferrarirocks wrote:
drchatnuff wrote:Unfotunately Massa ain't going nowhere....Ferrari can't afford to swope him for the inferior talent on the grid.....NOT including the great Shumi
Schumacher to Ferrari

Massa back to Sauber

that would be amazing! who's with me?

Fixed it for you

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To all those on here who says Perez isn't quick enough, well macca doesn't think so.

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