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by moose22
Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:12 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Its Official: Sebastian Vettel to Aston Martin in 2021 (merged)
Replies: 60
Views: 2626

Re: Its Official: Sebastian Vettel to Aston Martin in 2021 (merged)

Shocking decision IMO. After all that Checo did for that team? He practically saved them from going bust and saving jobs in the process. Perez is better than Stroll but daddy's big buck keep him in a seat. Vettel hasn't performed lately having been outclassed by his rookie (in the Ferrari) team mate...
by moose22
Tue May 14, 2019 9:27 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Blanked by Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 20
Views: 5320

Re: Blanked by Lewis Hamilton

Thank You BMWSauber84, sandman1347 and also shoot999

Great videos. My signature says it all :nod:
by moose22
Tue May 14, 2019 8:38 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Blanked by Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 20
Views: 5320

Re: Blanked by Lewis Hamilton

Not an odd thread at all. I've seen this girl in the Mercedes garage since the start of the season, it would seem odd that Lewis doesn't know her.

If you see the footage which I hope someone can show, you'll see what I mean. I'm just curious that's all.
by moose22
Mon May 13, 2019 11:07 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Blanked by Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 20
Views: 5320

Blanked by Lewis Hamilton

Any ideas who the black girl engineer(?) Is who Lewis totally blanked in the the paddock at the end of the Spanish GP while thanking his team?

It was so blatant how he did it, I felt bad for her and she was clearly embarrassed after too.

Not nice LH☹️
by moose22
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:49 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Just been to a fancy dress dress party dressed as a loaf of bread..

The birds where all over me.
by moose22
Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Three Gods Riddle
Replies: 13
Views: 11973

Re: The Three Gods Riddle

Here you go, I made this diagram to explain part 1: http://i.imgur.com/nbeg1Rn.png http://imgur.com/oU59q2C.png It's a case of compound binary logic, the Random mixes it up a bit, and the definition of the Random character's behaviour can alter the solutions a little, (ie, random can mean "it ...
by moose22
Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

Former Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez found dead in Massachusetts prison cell in apparent suicide.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... rison-cell
by moose22
Wed Apr 19, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Sky Sports F1 Channel...
Replies: 92
Views: 28118

Re: Sky Sports F1 Channel...

One of my problems with Sky, and and in particular their race presenters, is that, Crofty and Martin are too similar in their delivery. This can be quite tiresome especially when a race is dull. The same tone all race long, with moments of excitement now and then from Crofty. The best commentating d...
by moose22
Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:28 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Sky Sports F1 Channel...
Replies: 92
Views: 28118

Re: Sky Sports F1 Channel...

Prefer the commentary on Channel 4, with the exception of Steve Jones, he just gets on my t*** with he presenting style.

But that's just me. :-|
by moose22
Wed Apr 19, 2017 6:22 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: How do McLaren return to the forefront
Replies: 192
Views: 37677

Re: How do McLaren return to the forefront

Would Mclaren Honda be allowed to do the following? 1) Withdraw from this season in F1. 2) Rent out Suzuka from now until the end of the year. Owned by a subsidiary of Honda. 3) Do unlimited testing 4) Come back next year with a better car/engine package. This would save them the public relations d...
by moose22
Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

So, what do you guys think about the Raiders moving to Las Vegas then? 8O :?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... -las-vegas
by moose22
Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:12 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: BBC Drop F1 so they can do more dancing and cake
Replies: 44
Views: 7727

Re: BBC Drop F1 so they can do more dancing and cake

Cake and dancing is cheap. Formula 1, football, cricket, golf, all charge a barge load of money and sadly, are poor value per hour of viewing compared to watching some old biddy whip up a souffle. You can put on a full blown series of period drama complete with proper actors for the same price they...
by moose22
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.




That's enough :D
by moose22
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Want to hear a Potassium joke?

K
by moose22
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
by moose22
Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,

"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
by moose22
Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What should happen if Clarkson leaves Top Gear?
Replies: 96
Views: 39910

Re: What should happen if Clarkson leaves Top Gear?

I see the swear filter works well.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by moose22
Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What should happen if Clarkson leaves Top Gear?
Replies: 96
Views: 39910

Re: What should happen if Clarkson leaves Top Gear?

Yes he was a sugarplum....but he was a funny sugarplum.

That said, he had to go. He overstepped the mark on too many occasions.

The BBC's hands were tied; and fwiw, I say just end the show.
by moose22
Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:20 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

I've been watching the NFL for over 30 years and I've got to say that that was the WORST play call I've ever the the dis-pleasure to witness. The Seahawks had the game won for gods sake! ! :x
by moose22
Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

The Seahawks were such a sad sack team for so long, I was really glad they won the Super Bowl last year . But, honestly, nothing about the team makes me want to root for them. Same with the Patriots. As a Seahawks fan last year ended nearly 30 years of hurt for me so I'll be watching It even makes ...
by moose22
Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

Nah, FGs from the 1 are a massive hate of mine, horrible decisions. Packers fairy cakes the bed at the end defensively but McCarthy deserves plenty of blame for such a weak conservative effort early on. The game should have been well out of sight. But think of this: on both occasions if they had tr...
by moose22
Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Black_Flag_11 wrote:Why did Mike Tyson think?

Because he couldn't thwim

:lol:
by moose22
Fri Dec 26, 2014 5:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Apparently Boxing Day is the busiest day of the year for online dating sites.

Coincidentally, in our kitchen we also start sniffing around for leftover meat...
by moose22
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn't do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
by moose22
Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken. Santa was furious. "I can’t believe it!" he yells. "I’ve got to deliver millions ...
by moose22
Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

Well happy! .

At last I can brag with my Raiders, 49 ers, Redskins mates etc. The game kinda reminded me of Superbowl XX with Bears battering the Patriots. The Broncos just didn't turn up.

Shame the game was so one sided, but I'll take it :D
by moose22
Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Superman is flying over Metropolis minding his business when through an open window he spots Wonder Woman lying stark naked on her back with legs wide open. "I'm having some of that!" he says out loud. Phallus at the ready, he flies through the window right on top of Wonder Woman. Wonder W...
by moose22
Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:23 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: First 2014 Car Photos - Post them here.
Replies: 482
Views: 73657

Re: First 2014 Car Photos - Post them here.

DAMN! That Force India livery looks superb! Lets hope it doesn't do a Caterham. IMO one of the better looking cars that was always at the back(ish).
by moose22
Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

moose, ya had to bring up bosworth!!! Bosworth was not only a big mouth, but an donkey as well. Do you remember when he was working in a GM factory while in college when he bragged (after he was gone) about stringing bolts and bottles inside the fenders so that the new customer would have a rattle....
by moose22
Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

I hear ya Blake. As we say over here he's a *Marmite player. You either love him or hate him - there's no in-between. Well, as they say. 'live by the sword - die by the sword!'. Sherman has a target on his back now and (if he didn't have already) the whole football world will be watching his perform...
by moose22
Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

YEEEEEESSSSS! GET IN THERE! A long time Seahawks fan here well happy I had work so could only watch till half time and the effort I had to go to to avoid the result was immense. At home now and just watched the second half ...What a result! Gotta say some bad calls from the officials but that's foot...
by moose22
Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

Nigella Lawson's new Christmas 'How To' book, titled:


"Stuff The Turkey & Have Some Coke!"
by moose22
Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

AngusWolfe wrote:How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish.

*Cough* 3 posts above *Cough*


;) :-P
by moose22
Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

How many surrealist does it take to change a light bulb?





Fish.
by moose22
Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:20 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Anyone still on here from 9 years ago?!
Replies: 304
Views: 41630

Re: Anyone still on here from 9 years ago?!

Lucy Lou wrote:
moose22 wrote:Whatever happened to Millie?

She was a HUGE Ferrari fan :nod:



She's still about - we're friends on FB :)

Good to know. Say hi to her for me will ya? :)
by moose22
Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movies you thought would be great but proved disappointing?
Replies: 82
Views: 14515

Re: Movies you thought would be great but proved disappointi

mac_d wrote:To be honest, the new Star Wars films are probably on a par with the Original cluster-f**k of bollocks trilogy.


I actually wrote a whole rant here, but it's suffice to say I don't much care for Star Wars.

(*COUGH*chokes on his dinner).
by moose22
Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:15 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Anyone still on here from 9 years ago?!
Replies: 304
Views: 41630

Re: Anyone still on here from 9 years ago?!

Whatever happened to Millie?

She was a HUGE Ferrari fan :nod:
by moose22
Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: NFL thread
Replies: 501
Views: 281876

Re: NFL thread

Massive american football fan here (also referee it here in the UK and even I maybe don't know all the rules )! Don't be one of the people who picks New England as a team because its got England in the name, it ignores the fact that their mascot is one of those people who handed our donkeys to us i...
by moose22
Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497027

Re: The Joke Thread

SchumieRules wrote:
Tyrrellforever wrote:Jokes?

F1 stewards? They seem to be a bunch of clowns atm.


ATM they are on holidays!

Yeah, and they charge you loads just to take your money out while your there.




;)
by moose22
Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: UFOs are they fake or real?
Replies: 61
Views: 10877

Re: UFOs are they fake or real?

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.

Both are equally terrifying.