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by LukeMallory
Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:42 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official Sir Lewis Hamilton thread
Replies: 5307
Views: 1356263

Re: The Official Lewis Hamilton thread

To clarify, I started this because I though that I thought the comment about braids had an element of race in it, that's how it felt to me. So I showed it to a few people, I then went on to point out that on reflection the surrounding comment was about having a go at LH's image rather than race and...
by LukeMallory
Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:11 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official Sir Lewis Hamilton thread
Replies: 5307
Views: 1356263

Re: The Official Lewis Hamilton thread

I thought about this more and have a further comment. First, I would like to apologise for singling the kris's kross comment out. That in itself isn't the racist part. The fact his hair was even brought up is. I don't see you commenting on Bottas' hair or Perez's. Why is that? I would suggest it is...
by LukeMallory
Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:14 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official Sir Lewis Hamilton thread
Replies: 5307
Views: 1356263

Re: The Official Lewis Hamilton thread

Its not about race, its about LH presenting an image. Why should he have to look like DW or revert to an 'older image of LH?' Why does he need to win people over? He doesn't. But why can't we say he looks like Kriss Kross without being accused of being a racist? If we said he looked like Denzel Was...
by LukeMallory
Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:17 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official Sir Lewis Hamilton thread
Replies: 5307
Views: 1356263

Re: The Official Lewis Hamilton thread

He looks like the kid from Kriss Kross. Previously he looked like Dwayne Dibbly from Red Dwarf. When he starts looking like Denzel Washington, or even like Lewis Hamilton again, he might win more people over. If the other comments were racist or offensive to God, then my comment probably makes me a ...
by LukeMallory
Sun Sep 21, 2014 6:53 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official NICO ROSBERG thread
Replies: 960
Views: 309645

Re: The Official NICO ROSBERG thread

This is Nico Rosberg's Official Thread, not one to discuss Lewis Hamilton or his supporters. In order to discuss one driver, sometimes you have to put his achievement into perspective by discussing another. I.e. I'm stating that Rosberg behaved very well today in comparison to his team mate when ex...
by LukeMallory
Sun Sep 21, 2014 5:27 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Official NICO ROSBERG thread
Replies: 960
Views: 309645

Re: The Official NICO ROSBERG thread

Is this where all the Lewsy fans step in and shout 'conspiracy theory!!'? Yes? Rosberg did well today - particularly liked that he stayed for the whole race and seemed to be having a laugh with his wife straight after jumping out of the car. Lewis could learn a thing or two from Rosberg about how to...
by LukeMallory
Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:52 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My blog
Replies: 2
Views: 2923

Re: My blog

Sabotage starring Schwarzenegger. My god...

http://lukemallory.blogspot.ie/2014/09/ ... eview.html
by LukeMallory
Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: My blog
Replies: 2
Views: 2923

My blog

Allo, I write short stories in my spare time and tend to blog about my misadventures. If anyone's *really* bored, feel free to take a look and share. Beware, contains strong language 18+ etc.

http://lukemallory.blogspot.ie/2014/09/ ... gress.html
by LukeMallory
Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:51 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Mercedes may consider change to driver line up...
Replies: 9
Views: 3330

Re: Mercedes may consider change to driver line up...

I'd get rid of Hamilton ASAP and stick Hulkster in the car. Would surely make for an easier life at Merc and save a huge amount of money. I would also make sure that Rosberg is this year's champion so that a 'star driver' is still in the team. But I'm a scheming so and so who looks after every cent ...
by LukeMallory
Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: How would Michael have fared in this years Merc?
Replies: 43
Views: 9265

Re: How would Michael have fared in this years Merc?

Just to remind people of the big man's ability to pounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22h1a2r-Bc0
by LukeMallory
Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:06 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: How would Michael have fared in this years Merc?
Replies: 43
Views: 9265

Re: How would Michael have fared in this years Merc?

Due to a ridiculous warning I got from a mod, I'm not allowed to mention the name of the driver who was born in 1969. So I'll just call him Bob. I think Bob was ace in 2012 and was back on form. All of his accidents came when he was stuck in the midfield, silly collisions etc., which, in fairness, h...
by LukeMallory
Fri Aug 08, 2014 1:32 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Is Hülkenberg overrated?
Replies: 103
Views: 17075

Re: Is Hülkenberg overrated?

His performance in 2013 is what sealed the deal for me. He kept qualifying the car where it had no business being qualified, then held off the 'big boys' for lap after lap after lap. His ability to soak up this kind of pressure shows a tremendous strength and ability to keep up the pace. Gary Anders...
by LukeMallory
Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:49 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Your verdict after the half of the season
Replies: 27
Views: 5744

Re: Your verdict after the half of the season

Mercedes: ***** Red Bull: **** Ferrari: *** Williams: ***** McLaren: ** Force India: **** STR: *** Lotus: * Sauber: ** Marussia: **** Caterham: *** Hamilton: **** Rosberg: **** Vettel: *** DR: ***** Alonso: ***** Kimi: ** Massa: *** Bottas: **** Hulkster: **** Perez: *** Button: *** Kev: *** JEV: **...
by LukeMallory
Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:58 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Was Vettel a mirage?
Replies: 55
Views: 12709

Re: Was Vettel a mirage?

Whatever about how quick Vettel was in practice and qualifying - even in the race - I believe the question is valid. Shouldn't a 4 time world champion (and, therefore, you would hope, just about the best on the grid) be able to handle a newcomer? I don't like Vettel, but I always thought he was damn...
by LukeMallory
Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:44 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: I think the problem was the Merc strategist
Replies: 79
Views: 10622

Re: I think the problem was the Merc strategist

The problem was not the strategist; the problem was Hamilton's gigantic ego. Again. Cost Merc the win today. Maybe when he's older he'll figure this stuff out.

He's just like me. When I was seven.
by LukeMallory
Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:39 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Alonso may be free to leave Ferrari according to news report
Replies: 163
Views: 24260

Re: Alonso may be free to leave Ferrari according to news re

Yep, if I was Merc, I probably wouldn't be offering Lewis anymore money than Rosberg. Unfortunately for Lewis, he has that huge marketing agency working for him, so he probably loses a sizable chunk of his salary to commission, which Rosberg most likely does not have. To my eyes, Vettel is suddenly ...
by LukeMallory
Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:52 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Sutil Off - Should there have been a safety car?
Replies: 247
Views: 40100

Re: Sutil Off - Should there have been a safety car?

I vote yes as I really don't like to see marshals running across a 'live' track. All it takes is the slightest misjudgement etc. for something trivial to suddenly turn serious - like that marshal in Canada a few years back. And the notorious incident many years ago...
by LukeMallory
Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:20 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: plastic trophy?
Replies: 85
Views: 20751

Re: plastic trophy?

Aye, the 'mystique' is long gone. The trophies look like something I'd get for winning the annual 5km workplace race.
by LukeMallory
Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:12 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Is Massa an incident magnet?
Replies: 168
Views: 32654

Re: Is Massa an incident magnet?

Usual bash-the-guy-when-he's-down mentality around here, I see. :thumbup: It was a racing incident. End of. Had Massa moved slightly left and anticipated Kevin's line, there would have been no impact. OR Had Kevin not slightly understeered or had he hit the apex perfectly, there would have been no i...
by LukeMallory
Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:30 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: 18 inch Wheels
Replies: 125
Views: 22225

Re: 18 inch Wheels

Don't like them at all, and feels like F1 giving into peer pressure just because of the current fad for big wheels. I would be interested to hear if there is any difference in ride quality, as there is in real life when low profile tyres are added.

Grr. :x
by LukeMallory
Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:45 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Ferrari
Replies: 14
Views: 4004

Ferrari

I know they can't pull out of F1 as there would be uproar in Italy. When you think, they spend $400 million a year, how much of that is spent on employment and suppliers? A lot of people's livelihoods depend on Ferrari. Given that's the case, I'd love to see them half their budget for f1 - or even r...
by LukeMallory
Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:44 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Was Ferrari incorrect to effectively "retire" Schumacher?
Replies: 249
Views: 37397

Re: Was Ferrari incorrect to effectively "retire" Schumacher

I don't care what he would have done. I just miss the dude. :-((
by LukeMallory
Mon Jun 23, 2014 11:37 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Perez vs Hulkenberg 2014 - Who will have the upper hand?
Replies: 98
Views: 18004

Re: Perez vs Hulkenberg 2014 - Who will have the upper hand?

6th in the championship, on 59 points, having scored in every race. Yeah, Hulk's reputation is in ruins :lol:
by LukeMallory
Sun Jun 22, 2014 3:06 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Perez vs Hulkenberg 2014 - Who will have the upper hand?
Replies: 98
Views: 18004

Re: Perez vs Hulkenberg 2014 - Who will have the upper hand?

I think they are a great pairing. The fast and reliable Hulkster and slightly erratic but 'on his day unbeatable' Perez. Calm versus flamboyant. Both of them have great race pace, too.
by LukeMallory
Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:52 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Lotus F1 Team on fired PR head
Replies: 40
Views: 15622

Re: Lotus F1 Team on fired PR head

I would have fired him that day. You don't bite the hand that feeds you, i.e. put your sponsors into compromising situations.
by LukeMallory
Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:59 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Alonso vs The Hulk
Replies: 19
Views: 4976

Re: Alonso vs The Hulk

Hulkster did exactly the same thing last year in Korea when he held Alonso at bay for the whole race. That's a Sauber Ferrari. Vs. a Ferrari Ferrari. The guy clearly has some skill at this, regardless of car. I see him as a future champion, if only for his metronomic consistency. I bet FI are deligh...
by LukeMallory
Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:55 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Never beaten a team mate.
Replies: 39
Views: 6309

Re: Never beaten a team mate.

Arguably DC, Massa and Herbert? Even though all are great drivers.
by LukeMallory
Sun May 25, 2014 2:22 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: 2014 Monaco GP Race Thread
Replies: 598
Views: 88540

Re: 2014 Monaco GP Race Thread

Good Lord. I liked Lewis last year, but this week I've done a complete u-turn, starting with the rather condescending 'I should be dominating Rosberg' to his refusal to accept Rosberg's apology yesterday, and now to his rather shameful appearance on the podium at Monte Carlo. I now hope Rosberg smas...
by LukeMallory
Mon May 12, 2014 10:01 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Redbull Believe Vettel's chassis is faulty
Replies: 518
Views: 74456

Re: Redbull Believe Vettel's chassis is faulty

Thought Vettel did really well on Sunday. Riccardo has been a pleasant surprise this year, too. Love the fact he's always smiling - if he had started chatting to the girls in the post-race room, I wouldn't have been surprised.

I certainly would have said 'hola' to one or two. Or three.
by LukeMallory
Mon May 12, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Would Jenson have troubled Lewis?
Replies: 114
Views: 14574

Re: Would Jenson have troubled Lewis?

I believe Jensen and Hamilton both have a 'killer instinct' which Rosberg lacks. Eg. another driver might have 'smelt blood' and caught Hamilton on Sunday. I think Rosberg's head has dropped. Hamilton is doing very well at the moment. However, in 2011 he showed that he has the ability to let his hea...
by LukeMallory
Wed May 07, 2014 7:01 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Murray Walker: Force India the heroes so far!
Replies: 40
Views: 11999

Re: Murray Walker: Force India the heroes so far!

I love Murray - I hope I'm like him when I'm 90!!! Also I agree with him - FI have quietly been getting the job done. As for those who wonder is it just that other teams are underperforming, FI, with their limited budget, had every opportunity to 'underperform' too but the fact that their not is wha...
by LukeMallory
Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:24 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Bernie to RETIRE???
Replies: 20
Views: 5034

Re: Bernie to RETIRE???

Just watched the BBC try to do a hatchet job on him and tbh they failed miserably. Mikey, I logged in to say exactly that - I was even going to use the 'hatchet job' term! If anything, my respect for Bernie has sky-rocketed after this programme. Clearly he's a very intelligent and very astute man, ...
by LukeMallory
Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:14 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Briatore to replace Domenicali at Ferrari
Replies: 184
Views: 34774

Re: Briatore to replace Domenicali at Ferrari

Maybe LDM should go. Reminds me of a child sometimes. I think Ferrari should hire me so that I can, at the very least, fix their stupid paint scheme. How can a team that created the 2007 car, complete with beautiful metallic paint, create the Marussia-like munter this year? So, if Dominicalli is res...
by LukeMallory
Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:46 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The official NICO HULKENBERG Thread
Replies: 171
Views: 91545

Re: The official NICO HULKENBERG Thread

A few of us watch the GPs together and since 2012 when Hulkeneberg started popping up into the points regularly, and that great run of form at the end of last year, we literally stare at the leaderboard and whenever he pops up the order in qualifying or the race, we all call out 'It's the Hulkster!'...
by LukeMallory
Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:29 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Team orders at Williams, Malaysia GP
Replies: 146
Views: 25080

Re: Team orders at Williams, Malaysia GP

Whatever about the team orders part, Williams' choice of words was nothing short of disgraceful and was about the only time in the race that got my heart pumping. Felipe has been leading Bottas in practice and in qualifying so far. He is a veteran, a multiple race winner and a runner-up in the World...
by LukeMallory
Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:25 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Juan Montoya on Schumi and Ferrari
Replies: 55
Views: 12842

Re: Juan Montoya on Schumi and Ferrari

Nice comments from JPM, surely on the back of recent events. As someone mentioned, I thought he was always jealous of MSC's success. Seems I was wrong or, at very least, time and family has seen JPM mellow and see what is really important in life.
by LukeMallory
Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:37 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Engine Sounds
Replies: 331
Views: 58934

Re: Engine Sounds

A question for those who hate the new noise (I'm pretty indifferent to it): Would you rather have more noise and cars that have less top speed or quicker, quieter cars. As far as I'm concerned, speed comes first as it's something that, you know, actually affects performance, while the noise is seco...
by LukeMallory
Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:25 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: I thought the cars looked visibly slower. Just me?
Replies: 20
Views: 4756

I thought the cars looked visibly slower. Just me?

One of the things I kept wondering while watching the Aus GP was 'is he flat out' ? I remember in approx. 2004 being in awe at the change of direction speed midway around the lap in Melbourne. I did a quick search and: Fastest laps 2004: 1 1 Michael Schumacher Ferrari 29 14:45:12 226.933 1:24.125 20...
by LukeMallory
Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:11 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Australian gp organisors say f1 was in breach of contract
Replies: 75
Views: 12909

Re: Australian gp organisors say f1 was in breach of contra

Regarding the driver's (and marshal's) health, I'm more concerned by the post-accident microscopic shards of carbon fibre which can penetrate the body and do serious damage.