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by bouncemaker
Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497368

Lexophilic Phun

For the lexophiles (lovers of words): 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 6. When a clock is hungry it goes back fo...
by bouncemaker
Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:31 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497368

Re: The Joke Thread

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important t...
by bouncemaker
Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:01 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: RB8 floor will need to be changed for Canada.
Replies: 146
Views: 19296

Re: RB8 floor will need to be changed for Canada.

Lol, all RBR has to do is take a hacksaw and open up the edge and then they are as legal as Ferrari and Saber. It's not the hole that is illegal, it's being enclosed on the edge. So, 1mm of material is all it takes to get some members unders in a bunch, from the posts, uncomfortably so! We are talki...
by bouncemaker
Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:37 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Question to Americans.
Replies: 32
Views: 4474

Re: Question to Americans.

^^^ C'mon... where else are you going to receive this kind of welcoming offer? As for having to clear it with the misses... Tell her to get in the kitchen and make you some pie! J.K. of course. LOL Nah, she isn't a good enough cook, lol. I will order her to fetch us a pint, though. She's good enoug...
by bouncemaker
Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Intel Core Processors - help?
Replies: 10
Views: 2903

Re: Intel Core Processors - help?

Mutt's right. The processor should be fine, but the better RAM/GPU you have, the better it will play as the game is graphically intensive. I have 8GB RAM and two 1GB video cards in SLi and the game flies.
by bouncemaker
Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:40 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Question to Americans.
Replies: 32
Views: 4474

Re: Question to Americans.

If you don't mind a 3 hour drive from LA to Pismo Beach, you could watch it at my house, subject to the approval of the misses. I will definitely be watching and have a 42" HD LCD and HD DVR. It's on at 5am Pacific time, though, so I stay up all night for it, unless I'm too lazy, in which case ...
by bouncemaker
Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:59 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Are You F1 Superstitious?
Replies: 34
Views: 3909

Re: Are You F1 Superstitious?

I put on my Red Bull Racing hat for each race. As I have had it since right after the Championship in 2010, I find myself a little superstitious and wear it each race weekend because that's how RBR wins (like 2011), or does well enough despite not having the best car yet (like this year)! I even bou...
by bouncemaker
Thu May 31, 2012 10:14 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Where is Super Seb?
Replies: 341
Views: 36652

Re: Where is Super Seb?

2011 was pretty retarded, he was just making the most of the best car. Winning from pole in a dominant car is something that ALL the drivers on the grid could do, lets be honest. I honestly have a hard time remembering..... Or judging critically, obviously. One of the key components to Seb's 2011 d...
by bouncemaker
Thu May 31, 2012 9:43 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Future of Mark Webber
Replies: 147
Views: 19099

Re: The Future of Mark Webber

It would be hilarious if Mark won the title this year...right after inking with Ferrari. He'd be happy...and hoping he didn't switch too soon. I'd be happy for him nonetheless, as he's been under-dog for a long time.
by bouncemaker
Thu May 31, 2012 7:07 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Protests in Canada
Replies: 64
Views: 9228

Re: Protests in Canada

That seems to be their MO, they strike at random with little thought as to who to it hurts or even if they are the appropriate target. If they did something like Flame did for the anti-Iran getting nukes cause, then they would have something to be proud of. Instead, they target a road race series ov...
by bouncemaker
Wed May 30, 2012 11:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Quiz Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 44028

Re: The Quiz Thread

They both like sushi? 8O :lol:

JJ, I have no clue.
by bouncemaker
Wed May 30, 2012 2:45 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497368

Re: The Joke Thread

For the pun lovers: When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she r...
by bouncemaker
Wed May 30, 2012 2:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497368

Re: The Joke Thread

For the ladies: One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' was the wifes reply. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !' And ...
by bouncemaker
Wed May 30, 2012 1:57 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

That last ones a good question. I would have expected Seb to make a stab in Q3 since Webber was so awesome on his Q3 run. But they called him in for some reason and decided to try the long stint on chosen tires with him instead. Someone on Speed TV suggested they were hedging their bets about rain. ...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 11:38 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

Lol, I've always said I like Vettel better. At least since I lost a bet on Webber in 2010. BTW, he is better in my estimation and most everyone elses too, lol. Of course I was praying for a P9-P1 victory for him. It would have been sweet. As for bias, mine is for RBR 1-2 every race, regardless of wh...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 11:05 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Cobra Ferrari Wars
Replies: 3
Views: 1393

Re: Cobra Ferrari Wars

The F1 engines in most of the Lotus cars were still powerful enough for their era, so yes, they were "behemoth", so to speak. The important thing is weight to power ratio. I prefer American, though. I always have liked the Cobra's ratios and stats, when they are decked out right. Scarier t...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 10:39 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Protests on RedBulls floor
Replies: 84
Views: 13386

Re: Protests on RedBulls floor

Whats a yalt It starts with Young Angry... and you can guess or make up at the rest easily. Anyways, my point stands. If you can get all points stripped for 3mm of material when CW says it's ok, then this is alternate reality mod b, the one where we all die from an asteroid strike. Quick! Change yo...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 10:18 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

Goodness me.. Using the word "thrilling" to describe the Monaco GP seems a little desperate to me. There was nothing whatsoever thrilling about the race. Watching 6 cars nose to tail, driving slowly behind webber to conserve tyres, in the knowledge that there's not a cat in hell's chance ...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 6:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Joke Thread
Replies: 1173
Views: 497368

Re: The Joke Thread

CELL PHONES IN PUBLIC, A CAUTIONARY TALE.... As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to our heroine pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's John, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had ...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 6:11 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

I found the race thrilling since the rain was supposed to come, then it wasn't, then it did, messing with everyones strategy. It could have given Vettel a P9-P1 victory if it had opened up at the right time! It was gripping until the end, with just enough wetness to make it slippery. Of course, I a...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 5:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Quiz Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 44028

Re: The Quiz Thread

I gave up and wiki'd it and let's say I am way off. I have to know, why ask such a hard question? Only very few people will know this and how many are F1 fans too?
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 4:30 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Protests in Canada
Replies: 64
Views: 9228

Re: Protests in Canada

My fees for Masters classes were about $7500 a year at CPSU-SLO, best deal for a Californian by far. Out-of-state and out-of-country tuition was much higher, though. But, comparing local rates, theirs are a bit higher, but still a damn good rate compared to private and Ivy league colleges. WTF are t...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 4:15 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Protests on RedBulls floor
Replies: 84
Views: 13386

Re: Protests on RedBulls floor

To hear all the yalt's out here, points should be stricken at a moment's notice, especially since it's RBR. Damn them for using aerodynamics! How dare they! Holes aren't allowed in the floor!...but what if this isn't the floor? It's damn close to the wheel so may not be considered part of the regula...
by bouncemaker
Tue May 29, 2012 3:52 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Cobra Ferrari Wars
Replies: 3
Views: 1393

Re: Cobra Ferrari Wars

I saw it on Speed TV here in the states and loved it. It was kind of like Shelby is the Lotus of the US, making lighter cars with behemoth engines and finding brave drivers to race them. We haven't had many like him and won't likely again. He is a legend. And he battled Ferrari in it's prime nicely....
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 8:39 pm
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The 2012 Return of Webber Bombing!
Replies: 122
Views: 61958

Re: The 2012 Return of Webber Bombing!

That last one looks more than a little gay! Lol. I have a few friends in NOHO that will love it so am sending it there way. *chuckles*
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 9:17 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

I found the race thrilling since the rain was supposed to come, then it wasn't, then it did, messing with everyones strategy. It could have given Vettel a P9-P1 victory if it had opened up at the right time! It was gripping until the end, with just enough wetness to make it slippery. Of course, I am...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Quiz Thread
Replies: 261
Views: 44028

Re: The Quiz Thread

Lol, she was thinking #1 hits, I believe. Now she admits she has no clue. I'll take a guess and say Michael Jackson with 9 or so. Pure guess, but he was quite popular too.
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 8:51 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Protests on RedBulls floor
Replies: 84
Views: 13386

Re: Protests on RedBulls floor

A letter from Charlie does not mean it is legal, it's just his opinion... And that's why the teams run to him for clarification every time they question something, because he has no say in the matter... He told Mercedes their system was legal, even though it re-invents the banned F-duct technology....
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 8:37 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber nails a getaway.
Replies: 12
Views: 2298

Re: Webber nails a getaway.

Wow, that's just rude. Can't even spell his name correctly. (insert sarcasm). I don't think you should bite to be honest. I already started a thread on this: http://forum.planet-f1.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2509 I'm a huge Webber fan, but as can be seen in his early racing days, he still struggle...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 7:47 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber nails a getaway.
Replies: 12
Views: 2298

Re: Webber nails a getaway.

Or that Hammie is more than a bit petulant. Which one do you think I believe, lol? If anyone can be a brat, it's him. You'd think he was god's gift to F1 after he won a championship, but here it is years and years later and he hasn't done much more at all, lol. Again, I think the starts are all down...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 7:09 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber the worst starter in F1 .
Replies: 25
Views: 6369

Re: Webber the worst starter in F1 .

A little, yep. How else does a team fan respond when all Webber fans want to gripe about the team, and all Vettel fans are seen as band-waggoner's? I like them both, but think Seb is definitely better. Also, I have been a team fan longer than either have been on the team. Anyway, I still think Mark ...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:56 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.
Replies: 53
Views: 5637

Re: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.

As I said in the "Shouldn't Webber get focus" thread, I think it is too early to call. A few more races and then it'll be a bit more clear who to back as #1. So far, it is edging more to Mark than Seb, yes. If the car goes more towards Vettel's liking, though, the second half of the season...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:49 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: What a great win by Webber.
Replies: 55
Views: 6126

Re: What a great win by Webber.

I think it was a great drive by Webber, and decent strategy by RBR! 1-4 when we started 1-10! Nice drives! Let's hope they keep it up and McLaren and Ferrari down! Viva la Bulls!
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:45 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber the worst starter in F1 .
Replies: 25
Views: 6369

Re: Webber the worst starter in F1 .

No, I think they should be allowed to diverge if there is not too much cost to it. Both have different styles and strengths. I just wanted to razz a few Webber diehards that got up in a twist over the exhaust difference, though. I guess I am as bad as they are, lol.
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:38 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.
Replies: 53
Views: 5637

Re: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.

Most of your topics are leading, no? Anyway, I haven't seen egregious behaviour by Hakk, but am not saying it's not true. What I've seen from you is extreme bias, though, so you cannot claim not to be. No biggie, I could care less. I just have a penchant for honesty and am OC in some ways. Engineers...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:21 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.
Replies: 53
Views: 5637

Re: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.

Why not refrain from posting biased/leading thread topics in the first place? Every one of yours I've seen is like that. You even admit you like to get the Vettel fans to argue. Why? No good comes from it. Anyway, I think you are extremely biased and mostly off base, thinking RBR is to blame for Mar...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:15 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber the worst starter in F1 .
Replies: 25
Views: 6369

Re: Webber the worst starter in F1 .

Thanks for the concern, lol. Anyway, to answer you, infi14r for one, and a number of members like him were doing it too. He's usually the one starting the Vettel bashing thread, though. He also started one just to pick on Vettel fans posting in any thread to do with Webber, even if he coined the tit...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:04 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber helped Vettel to p4?
Replies: 44
Views: 6905

Re: Webber helped Vettel to p4?

Mark said it wasn't in his game plan in the post-race interview. He obviously didn't try to get first or second for Seb, else it would have occurred. No biggie, Seb's driving stands for itself. He has no need to say it was the team that held him up. 8O :o :lol:
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 6:00 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.
Replies: 53
Views: 5637

Re: The Vettel v Webber attacks in every thread.

As darksides says, I am a team fan. Two titles are all I need to know who is better, But you, infi20r, keep posting such negative threads that I think you have but one purpose, to villify RBR and Vettel. Again, at least I know you now. You call yourself one of the most unbiased ones, yet are the one...
by bouncemaker
Mon May 28, 2012 5:51 am
Forum: F1 & Motorsport Forum
Topic: Webber the worst starter in F1 .
Replies: 25
Views: 6369

Re: Webber the worst starter in F1 .

No, the Vettel haters were saying it about two exhausts a few races back, lol. You, of all people, should know that. This a technical discussion about webbers starts . If the clutch was changed for monacomaybe? What has happened from a technical standpoint? Your comments are not on topic or relevan...