Tyre warmers? - Check
Seat warmer? - Check

You've gotta love Goodwood

Celeb 1 - "I love that I can take a dump wherever I want and some guy runs after me and cleans it up"
Celeb 2 - "Woof"




Celeb 1 - "and I've learnt how to lick my own balls"

what, no Christmas jokes?

Q. Why is Christmas like working for .............. (insert the name of the company you work for here)?
A. We do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

ainscowpaul wrote:What if a rabbit runs out, Hamilton hits it, and smashes his nose?

Rosberg wins by a hare

Covalent wrote:

Sorry guys but this is no laughing matter. The picture clearly shows the Ferrari team doctor about to give Alonso his annual prostate examination.

How many of the 3 pre season tests are you attending?

the doorbell repairman.

Scooby Doo is banned in Dubai. They won’t let you watch any of the TV shows or movies!

But Abu Dhabi do

Not the most dramatic outcome but Alonso holding Hamilton in the pits at Hungry 2007 was pretty Dick Dastardly.

Mine was a 2.0 litre Cortina but, this thread reminds me of another that was doing the rounds a decade or so ago that had some impressive mods like this.... http://www.migweb.co.uk/gallery/data/501/45phase2nova3.jpg http://www.migweb.co.uk/forums/car-talk/116847-my-new-car.html Worth a reading the 1...

I figured (but don't know) that there would be a booking / credit card fee online making the difference even smaller. Also if the weather had been bad or anything else had cropped up I wouldn't lose out so decided to pay on the gate. I can’t help thinking you're "cutting your nose of to spite your f...

Reminds me of the old joke....

Q. You are in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Jeremy Beadle. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?

A. Shoot Jeremy Beadle twice just to make sure.


I'm sure it's been updated since.

2fast wrote:

Off Street Parking – Monaco Style

So as soon as a caption involves women, the sexist comments starts!? C'mon you are better than that! Surely the Grid Girl / Pit Babe industry is counting on and playing up to our sexist nature. http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/600x/58/a2/39/58a239e9253fdf955902dcc6b12afb33.jpg Lots of race fans re...

diablof1 wrote:

"Fernando is bigger than you!"

Race2win wrote:

Swimming lesson

Macca signed Lewis. How time flies.. Cheers for that useless bit of information. So convinced was I that something significantly more exciting must have happened on this day 15 years ago, I immediately began to search on Google and to my surprise, there really wasn't anything. And then, in the corn...

Goodwood 2011

...so there we all were, sat on the grid in the pouring rain while Kimi watched us from the pits like this, eating his Magnum.

In my humble opinion (IMHO).

When expressing your humble opinion! Please attempt to be humble.

The guy on his mobile phone who is lucky or rich enough to have a pit lane / Paddock Club pass for the Grand Prix and wanders into camera shot during a live show and then insists on staying in shot despite the cameraman's and directors best efforts.

My first console was called Grandstand and I still smile when my son complains about the graphics of his older PS3 games. Spot the difference between tennis, football and hockey. http://www.videogameconsolelibrary.com/images/1970s/75_PC-50X/Game-AY-3-8610_tennis.jpg http://www.videogameconsolelibrar...

Q. Why is Christmas like being at work?

A. You do all the hard graft and the fat bloke in the suit gets all the credit.

minchy wrote:And if you want text other than 'spoiler' it's (spoiler="dont look")

dont look (click to show)

That card must have been designed by a woman. Otherwise it would have said beaver.

I think pretty much anything goes here. Just hide any contentious ones in a spoiler and warn people. Just in case. I agree with Tufty here. Spoilers and warning as we may have kids reading Do you mean like this? Some people may find this one offensive or in bad taste! “It’s been a while but my wife...

I’m finally over my Oki Koki obsession. I’ve turned myself around. That’s what it’s all about.

DC tweeted that he & Jake Humphrey are on the one show tonight (well now really).